If I've learned anything during my 18 years on the AV Club security force, it's that there are no coincidences.

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I'm psyched to see where Todd's character goes.  He's the one true wild card we have right now, where we don't have a handle on who he is yet. 

I'm psyched to see where Todd's character goes.  He's the one true wild card we have right now, where we don't have a handle on who he is yet. 

Seriously, the scene where Gus enters the lab, methodically disrobes, gashes Victor's throat, and cleans back up is a masterwork of acting with nary a word spoken.

Seriously, the scene where Gus enters the lab, methodically disrobes, gashes Victor's throat, and cleans back up is a masterwork of acting with nary a word spoken.

Maybe he's in the Tim Roth-from-Resevoir Dogs mold of undercover cop. 

Maybe he's in the Tim Roth-from-Resevoir Dogs mold of undercover cop. 

God I hate that commercial.  Do they really have to tell me three times that they're cops? 

God I hate that commercial.  Do they really have to tell me three times that they're cops? 

Fuck spiders.  No death is too painful for those bastards.

Fuck spiders.  No death is too painful for those bastards.

One Minute is still the utmost ending to a BB episode.

One Minute is still the utmost ending to a BB episode.

RIP kid.  He was actually pretty bad-ass.  He had mad dirtbiking skills and didn't give two fucks about handling a tarantula.  For a character who didn't even have any lines, I thought he was awesome. 

RIP kid.  He was actually pretty bad-ass.  He had mad dirtbiking skills and didn't give two fucks about handling a tarantula.  For a character who didn't even have any lines, I thought he was awesome. 

*Jumps out of helicopter, lands in river 5,000 feet below, is fine*

*Jumps out of helicopter, lands in river 5,000 feet below, is fine*

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