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Haha.  You said anal.

Haha.  You said anal.

Yeah, what with a baby's soft, unformed skull, a full-on punch would turn its head into a pancake.

Yeah, what with a baby's soft, unformed skull, a full-on punch would turn its head into a pancake.

I wonder what it is about airplanes that made him seize; the pressurized atmosphere?  Anxiety?  Being a great big fat fuck who has no business leaving the ground?

I wonder what it is about airplanes that made him seize; the pressurized atmosphere?  Anxiety?  Being a great big fat fuck who has no business leaving the ground?

God, Skyler's face in that gif is hilarious.

God, Skyler's face in that gif is hilarious.

You asshole!

You asshole!

Naw, she was a few months preggers in the pilot.

Naw, she was a few months preggers in the pilot.

Breaking Bad has always been playful with episode titles.  This isn't the first time numbering has been used. For example, the episode One Minute was episode 308; when Hank is in his car awaiting the twins, the time on the clock is 3:08.

Breaking Bad has always been playful with episode titles.  This isn't the first time numbering has been used. For example, the episode One Minute was episode 308; when Hank is in his car awaiting the twins, the time on the clock is 3:08.

Candy corn is a curious thing.  I'll eat one or two out of the tray, then decide I'm done and continue watching TV or whatever I'm doing.  Then I'll look down an hour later and I'll realize I ate the whole damn tray of candy corn.  The stuff is like crack, but worse for you.

Candy corn is a curious thing.  I'll eat one or two out of the tray, then decide I'm done and continue watching TV or whatever I'm doing.  Then I'll look down an hour later and I'll realize I ate the whole damn tray of candy corn.  The stuff is like crack, but worse for you.

Peeps.  Motherfucking Peeps.  I don't know how I ate those sugar bombs when I was a kid 

Peeps.  Motherfucking Peeps.  I don't know how I ate those sugar bombs when I was a kid 

Seriously.  How are their memories so good?  Everything about my childhood pre-middle school is pretty much a blur.