Popeye hates spinach! Oh wait, Robin Williams did that one.

Superman goes back to leaping tall buildings in a single bound, looking like an assjack.

I will watch this show only if John Constantine occasionally has to break off what he's doing to cram a fistful of cigarettes in his mouth while growling "OM NOM NOM NOM".

I'm sure he'll look just as cool vaping. "Hey, this raspberry flavored one is great!"

And they say other people's drug stories are dull.

I'm assuming zingers like "Ah so! You rike rittre blown fishy?"

Great work, boys! We finally got the Upper Deck Bandit.

My gold prosthetic nose not only looks cool, it warns people to stand back when I've had a few.

Spy vs Spy

You ever smelt a dead guy? Believe me, they age.

Yeah, but he never got laid. Who's the dummy now?

Thanks for the mental image of an animated Cat Stevens singing songs by Diane Warren.

Mondays: neutral.
Lasagna: filthy Eyetie food.

(TSA puts Disney on no-fly list.)

THEY BETTER HAVE FELIX POSING IN HIP-HOP GEAR WITH HIS ARMS FOLDED AND ONE EYEBROW RAISED OR I AM GONNA BE STEAMED

Eric Roberts has a lock on this.

He's bluffing. If he's willing to do an insurance commercial, he can do Paddington too.

It's not just the stares that are hard!

"Thanks for the advice, Fifi!"

Also, his craziness is thankfully restricted to a designated municipal zone. Unlike his evil brother, FEDERAL CRAZY MONKEY.