I think this says it better.

OK that Stealth Shrek Goatse in the logo is gonna give me nightmares… forever.

He's joining Jay in a duet for "Baby It's Cold Outside".

He's the only man in showbiz who still has a steady supply of Quaaludes.

I don't think Denise Nicholas was ever a rapper.

Great, great! And just so they don't make this "joint" too "heavy", we can see if Sinbad's free to lighten things up a bit.

MC Ren played by Eazy-E's hologram. I like your thinking.

They should cast some rappers in this. You know, to appeal to a black audience.

If some stupid fans don't understand and appreciate such a gift, they can go to hell.
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blah IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO BEAT ZACK BRAFF blah blah blah blah

Dude totally missed out on a sweet Transformers-style puppy/fighter plane deal.

Hey, he doesn't say she was conscious. Even Franco's powers have limits.

I think the takeaway here is that James Franco used a story considered wildly deep and profound by fifteen year olds to totally-not-sleep with an impressionable adolescent girl.

If you read Franco's story, it means YOU have slept with Lohan!

Yep. It's easy to exploit her because dead people can't sue.

Settle down, Shia.

Failed firstie, on several levels.

Ain't that a shame?

SCHPRROOOIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!

“Our presence at these births is going to make them far safer than if they were doing it on their own. We have A-1 lighting, makeup, publicists and camera people on location at all times. Now sweetheart, for this next scene we want you to give birth on this railroad bridge. It's kind of a dream sequence.”