Whatever he did, it was ideal preparation to make himself stud material for Melissa Etheridge.

His friends call him "No".

HE WAS BELIEVED TO BE EXHAUSTED AND DEHYDRATED AT THE TIME OF THE ASSAULT.

Personally, I'm glad we can finally discuss the serious issue of sexual assault in a way that fits in with my comfort zone of TV cartoons.

I know, but… it feels like trying to work a cry for help into a Long Distance Dedication.

Depressing news, but the sentence which made my heart sink the most was "She since went into even more depth in a Tumblr post."

Jesse Eisenberg in The Nicolas Cage Story.

That was my favourite episode of Family Guy, too.

Pretty sure a buzz band is a bunch of guys sitting round drinking Miller playing Sublime and Jack Johnson covers, stopping occasionally to tell each other that , heh, they sound pretty good.

Noooooooo [sits bolt upright in bed, wide-eyed and sweaty]

I often lie awake in the middle of the night, contemplating my horrendous crimes against vinyl.

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Could be worse. Google could have bought it and renamed it Circle.
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Circles?
Google Plus?
It's that thing you log in to whenever… is this thing on?

I WILL KISS YOUR GRITS M'LADY

Mmmmmm, carcinolicious….

You let my imagination run wild there for a minute.

I hope to god there's plenty of tightly-framed shots of completely unrelated musicians being interviewed and talking about how Daft Punk are geniuses and how they find their music so inspiring.

Strange coincidence: watching Bosko and Buddy taught me how to suck dick.

John Constantine: all about the snus.

When he smokes, he REALLY smokes!