What's it like getting swirlies from nerds?

I'm not watching those, so just tell us who wins.

Catholic detected.

"Mandela died as I was in the royal premiere with Will and Kate." Yeah, big mystery how this sensitive artist's screenplay didn't connect with the audience.

WHY THE FUCK WON'T THESE CLOWNS RECOGNIZE WHAT A FUCKING GREAT MOVIE I MADE ABOUT THIS STUPID BORING DOUCHENOZZLE?

*sigh* Back to idolising Charlie Sheen.

You left out "midget".

I didn't think "Great Job, Internet" could get worse but welp.

Just one? Why not a whole set based on the entire female cast of the Star Wars films?

What is it with US presidents and Poland? Has Obama said he wants to fuck all the Poles too, like Carter and Clinton?

Ghost of Spiro Agnew in the house!

They were all region 1, so her Majesty would have to abdicate before watching them.

I am interested in optioning the screen rights for your socko movie pitch.

Oh boy. I hope Helen Hunt's available.

I misread that as "fighting over the racist ghost of H.P. Lovecraft" and imagined Woody Allen running down a hallway clutching a jar and panting "I got it, I got it!"

Don't be so jaded. He may surprise you with an unwatchable load of shit.

The universal language. (pepper spray)

I've made friends around the world with Volapük!

There's no such thing it's all noises you meshuggener.

Yes! This is something that I have to do before I get around to asking out that cute coworker I haven't really spoken to yet.