I'm on my fifth episode of Justified tonight, which means I'm walking around my apartment talking to myself in a southern accent.  It probably sounds as horrible as it is crazy.

But Jimmy had fancy plans . . . and pants to match.

But Jimmy had fancy plans . . . and pants to match.

Today is not the day for crazy plans or cunning capers.

Today is not the day for crazy plans or cunning capers.

"I told you to buy lemon curd, Woodhouse. Now what am I gonna spread on my toast? Your tears?"

"I told you to buy lemon curd, Woodhouse. Now what am I gonna spread on my toast? Your tears?"

And that last part was meant to be in the style of Charlie Kelly's "Kitten Mittons" commercial - 'You're so stupid!'

And that last part was meant to be in the style of Charlie Kelly's "Kitten Mittons" commercial - 'You're so stupid!'

I've watched each season of FNL in one day.  The first season is the only one with 22 episodes, the rest are 15 or fewer.  It should only take you 5 days.

I've watched each season of FNL in one day.  The first season is the only one with 22 episodes, the rest are 15 or fewer.  It should only take you 5 days.

For everyone who refuses to watch FNL

For everyone who refuses to watch FNL

Season of Community: A
Season of TV: A

Season of Community: A
Season of TV: A

Don't worry about the future.  The future is . . . really safe.  Really, really safe.

Don't worry about the future.  The future is . . . really safe.  Really, really safe.

My favorite part is when Pierce explains that Jeff gets to keep the ivory hair piece because his father's will specifically states that whoever kills him get to have it.

My favorite part is when Pierce explains that Jeff gets to keep the ivory hair piece because his father's will specifically states that whoever kills him get to have it.

Step on a crab.