Step on a crab.

"Lana, you're in the isolation booth."

"Lana, you're in the isolation booth."

"That'll do, Pigley. That'll do."

"That'll do, Pigley. That'll do."

"Why don't you just make it a shot-for-shot remake of Mandingo?"

"Why don't you just make it a shot-for-shot remake of Mandingo?"

"Shoot him, Cyril, but just him. I think the twins are warming up to me."

"Shoot him, Cyril, but just him. I think the twins are warming up to me."

"Who am I? Alan Turing? … Who's also from X-Men, remember?"

"Who am I? Alan Turing? … Who's also from X-Men, remember?"

I'm unforgivably late to the Archer party, so here's the point where I post a bunch of Archer quotes and pretend like I'm introducing you guys to something new and cool.

I'm unforgivably late to the Archer party, so here's the point where I post a bunch of Archer quotes and pretend like I'm introducing you guys to something new and cool.

Gary might play hacky sack.

Gary might play hacky sack.

Matt Smith always makes me happy.  And I was in the middle of a mini Cougar Town marathon, so I had my red wine out anyway and was happy to drink with Amy & Rory.

Matt Smith always makes me happy.  And I was in the middle of a mini Cougar Town marathon, so I had my red wine out anyway and was happy to drink with Amy & Rory.

If I'm talking to someone who's a fan of BBT or Modern Family, then I give every episode an A.  Because even the worst episode of Community is more adventurous and clever than either of those.

If I'm talking to someone who's a fan of BBT or Modern Family, then I give every episode an A.  Because even the worst episode of Community is more adventurous and clever than either of those.

Troy & Britta trying to film the hugging scene in Documentary Filmmaking: Redux.