New caption for that legendary Harrison Ford screencap: "Now wait a God-damned New York minute!"

Jeff Bridges is British. Yea. He's that good.

That's probably the case for most people. Though I think that such bullshit is pretty high on the list of reasons we re-watch movies.

But who watches the Night's Watch's watches? I ask because I don't know what time it is.

Maybe, but hearing her talk about such things really drew me away from the vomit-ridden existential angst that I've come to expect and appreciate in this show. I mean, I'd expect this from a Veronica, but…wait. The black dye job?

Betty. What the hell.

James Franco will be jealous. Fear him.

Think of the ways these bumbling fathers will impede the sex-lives of their already coitally beleaguered sons (and yea, their sex-lives will be suffering because they're video game designers, and heaven knows MacFarlane's attempt at live-action sitcoming will affirm as many stereotypes as Family Guy attempted to…

Idioms are for the birds, I was referring to the infamous—though perhaps short-lived—switch to the Friday night slot, where sitcoms go to die. I hope any hyperbole which led to this egregious error and tragic misunderstanding might one day be forgiven. At any rate, I offer my first-born child as recompense (which is…

This plan bears a striking resemblance to NBC's sitcom strategy: erratically shift "Community" from time-slot to time-slot to ensure that it hemorrhages as many viewers as possible, orchestrate an ongoing feud between the cynical show-runner and the washed-up, senile comedy veteran that graces its cast that guarantees…

Spoiler alert: the Americans win the Cold War.

Might be the result of rearranging paragraphs. Not that big an issue since, yea, we all know who he (the writer) is referring to.

I know it's "art" and all that, but that Spidey picture is really bothering me: why is there no yellow squiggle between the two orange squiggles in the top left corner? I want to say it's a metaphor proclaiming a bona fide Franconian defiance of expectations. I want to say it's deliberate. But let's be honest here…

You mean The Brown Stripes? (Sorry)

I agree on the "Wheels, Ontario" front. When Canada is mocked in American entertainment, she's reminded that she exists, and existing rocks. When read as an excessively abstract metaphor for Sino-American economic relations, I actually loved the Chinese scam sketches, but yea, the "Publizity" stuff is starting to grow…

Do your calculations account for Moore's Law?

As cold, nomadic tribesmen clawing at the enormous wall of ice erected along the 49th parallel by the near-mythical American President Brandon ("the Builder"), us Canadians are quite used to this kind of abuse.

Below is a series of Orangutan
characteristics which are pretty damning in favour of Maher (who flings his
fair share of feces, too, mind you):

Das Humpink Live?

I didn't know Louis C.K. was a Utilitarian.