Ah, Whitney 'Sorry, nobody is' Cumming[SLASH]s[/SLASH] 'to your show'.

Jokes? I get jokes!

She's the national treasure, not Dolly.

Shouldn't that headline read 'Surprisingly, Willow Smith releases album. WTF?'.

Julia Parton needs a T.V. movie.

Alton Brown is history's greatest monster.

"It showed a guy washing a horse. WASHING A HORSE!!".

Didn't watch it but, man, was it bad.

Wait, he really exists??

But there's still hope for a 'Indiana Joan And The Black Hole Of Mammoo' sequel, right?

"Some of the guys picked up a
prostitute off the Las Vegas strip and absconded with her and kept her
in the room for, like, four days. I don’t know what was happening there".

Christ, their live-action shows, particularly 'The Thundermans', make the Diznee zitcoms look restrained and sophisticated.

At the very least: a reach-around.

No, but there's a Charlie Sheen video that opens a whole new can of worms.*

The article title is the saddest sentence I've ever read, and I'm not even sure who 'Drake & Josh' are.
Coming next: the 'I Carly' and 'Victorious' Family Feud ep.

The animation is awful.

WHITNEY!

'Gnomeo & Juliet 3: My Gnome Is Nobody'.

Maybe Byron Allen took notes, which help him make those shitty sitcoms.

Hollywood, you blockhead!