This is not happening…
Lord, what will become of the 26 year old nurse spambot??

Little known fact:
The last words Rappe heard: "How'd you like a nice Hawaiian Punch?"

'Cape feare'
What, no love for Homer's 'Witness Protection Program' T-shirt?

Actually, she's prepping to to star in a movie based on the 26 year old nurse spambot's life.

And the pain continues
Re: The Oscars - Let's not forget that Carr hired Bruce Vilanch as head writer.

Already done
@gizmochimp:
Search 'Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database' in the main 'Onion' section. You should enjoy it. :)

And rhyming 'Homer' with 'Homer'? Brilliant!

Yeah, 26yearoldnurse told me it was "like licking the bottom of a birdcage".

Hey, easy on Rodriguez!
It's difficult to write a coherent screenplay while Tarentino is rimming you.

The poster
Always (well, for 2 seconds) wondered why it wasn't 'THE man on the moon'. Seems like even the publicity department couldn't get it up for this one. It's sorta the greatest hits from posters for his successful films: Cocky stance, raised eyebrow, etc..
Much like when Whoopie Goldberg's movie career started…

Desperate trailers
Sorry, this just looks, like the star, too 'Juno'-esque for me.
What also puts me off is the (T.V.) trailers. I've seen three where they show the same scene of Bynes and Stone facing off, but they laid in a different line for Bynes in each one. I hate that shit.

Ebert sucks (literally)
I think having his jaw drop off would be a good career move for Reiner about now,

Anyone remember the ads for FDS?
My young mind decided that stood for 'Funky Dink Spray'.

Poor guy
Maybe he thought he was at a Lady Gaga show, were multiple suicides happen regularly.

In Other News
You're sent $10 when you search Tila Tequila.

Screw MikeMartz.
I once fucked a VCR. True story.

In Other News….
Mick Jagger has difficulty getting ON stage for concert.

Great zombie jesus
In the trailer they clearly CGI-ed Thompson/McQueef winking. WINKING! That's just sad.

Disney's shows
A hearty WTF? directed at 'The Suite Life On Deck'. 'Sonny With A Chance' and 'Wizards Of Waverly Place'. You can say, "Aw, they're aimed at kids, give 'em a break", but these abortions are just fuckin' bad (and badly made) television.

How Friedberg/Seltzer can be stopped
Just sell them on the idea of making 'Juggalo Movie'.