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I think the biggest mystery is how/why Tequila's name came up when this was being put together. It buggers the imagination.

One thing I don't get…
Why the complaint about being spattered with large amounts of sticky substances? Surely that's par for the course for her.

WTG, Tila.
They're going to stone that woman to death in Tehran, but now they know how much more effective stone rocks are, so it will be all the more horrific for her.

It would only be racist if it was "Tyler Perry gives a shine to the Old Spice Guy".

I'm a lefty, but do a little cake decorating with my right.
As others have pointed out, 97% of the guys who go to porno theaters are looking to make a temporary new best friend, not pull their own puds. The initial solo wave-and-whack is merely the act of presenting.
In an odd way, this supports Pee-Pee's "not into…

I see Garner has her movie lips on.

Jebus H. Christ, I can't believe what I'm reading. This movie is NOT a clever, subversive satire, it's a steaming three-curler with a Dairy Queen twist. You must of smoked some bad granola, smelly hippy!

God, what a steaming load. Don't know how people continue making these soul-sucking "films". Granted, I live in Vancouver where 95% of these things are shot.
Up next: 'Duck Hunt: Ring-Neck's Revenge'.