Look up OSW Review's…uh, review of X-Seven and the pay-per-views leading up to it. There's a cover of Calvin Harris' "Acceptable In The 80s" that sounds like "My Way".

I'm disappointed not to see Jenny Frisson up for best cover artist. Her covers for Red Sonja and Clean Room are fucking amazing.

"Hold my hand" and "understand" might have something to say about that.

That means people will start asking Matthew Lesko about free money from the government for sex change operations, right? I just want to see the look on his face if this ever came to pass.

*cough* ROME, goddammit *cough*

And Indira Varma will fit right in. I approve of this.

As much as I unashamedly love this movie, I can imagine Al Pacino reading this article, checking Netflix to see if he died in the first one, and breathing a sigh of relief.
As an aside, I was prepared to annoy the living hell out of my mother to take me to see this on the day it was released. Instead, we got to race…

Flat-Top Jones.

Didn't the lead singer of Days of The New fire the entire group after that one minor hit of theirs in 1998?

Josta was life in high school. We were not a well-adjusted group. Still, hell yes, bring it back.

I borrowed that very issue from a friend and kept it for years. It had a review of Prodigy's "Music For The Jilted Generation", so that single issue covered most of my high school-era musical taste.

Gene Simmons said hip-hop is dead last week. Argument closed.

"Frust…" off of Delay Me Down and Make Me Wah-Wah is excellent as well.

Gene Whackman would also have been acceptable.

"Introducing the new Forever Taco".

"Nobody’s wrestled in bingo halls since the ‘90s, heel Michael Cole."
Check TNA in six months' time.

I would buy a pay-per-view consisting of only that match. Just thinking about it gives me chills.

White Town, "Your Woman". It's like a sore thumb compared to the rest of "Women In Technology".

Wasn't it called the "Ghoster Coaster"?
That was weird because it was Paramount's Kings Dominion at the time, but I don't remember Viacom ever controlling Hanna-Barbera's properties. I thought that had always been under Ted Turner until he sold up to Time Warner.
I think about this crap way too much.

The scene where he mourns Theodred gets me every time. Every goddamn time. If I ever meet him in real life, I will pledge him my sword.