His buttocks are sublime!

Cappadonna doesn't count; if she fucked him, that invalidates her boyfriend's entire case.

She heard that and thought, "challenge accepted".

I'm stealing this.

Makes me glad I don't live across from the Drafthouse on Columbia Pike anymore. I can envision hordes of braying, Bartles & Jaymes-addled slatterns streaming out of the Halstead and looking for blood when this film makes its way there in a few months.

Mother Shabooboo. Goddammit, THAT should've been my name.

Hate to reply to myself, but what about Quetzalsacatanango?

Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin McClure should've been included in this list, but they were never popular.

I bet he's thanking his lucky stars that Horshack is dead.

"These and many more questions funny solely to people who watched too much Saved By The Bell…"

Arrova. You're welcome.

And there's this, to ruin your memories of the title track. http://consequenceofsound.n…

"Music Sounds Better With You"; now THAT was a bona fide ass-shaker.

I had better goddamn well get a bacon cheeseburger in return.

I have some schmuck from The West Wing, which I never watched, so I'm not too offended by it. Then again, there is always WarGames…

Wow…this sounds worse than the actual comic, and that was trash.

I hadn't read that review before. Oh god, I've never been more ashamed to be a nerd. Even at my most angry/horny, or horngry if you will,, I've never been that vile.

Veteran of Operation HammerFOX here. Rarely have I ever been as pissed as I was when S:AAB was cancelled. And M.A.N.T.I.S. was the shit.

Oh god; I had forgotten about Cleopatra 2525. That was a syndicated show, I think, but it did air on the WB affiliaet in DC. Mmmmm, Victoria Pratt…

It's especially irritating when they advertise equestrian events with that music. It's like they're twisting the knife.