Fuck you all; it's the gritty reboot of B.J. and The Bear.

@JammerJim: When the annual airing of The Ten Commandments appears, I plan my day around it. I'm not religious at all and it's not even ironic; I straight-up fucking LOVE that film.

Hightower deserves a 21-gun salute…
Michael Winslow, you know what to do.

My wife and I were just watching "The Clocks" the other day…
She was pure evil there. A great performance.

Goddamn my pedantry. I noticed this as well.

@Psychic Anal Beads: "That's What I Am" was offered on DVD and Blu-Ray something like 2 weeks after its theatrical release. That has to be some sort of record.

@Flaubert: Same here. I was a few miles from the Pentagon and could actually see the smoke. I didn't see see any of it on TV until hours later, but our network crashed under the weight of everyone checking websites for more info. I thought some drunk had flown a Cessna into one of the towers. As soon as the second…

@FivebyFive: Your sister must be an oracle.

@Tanooki: And here I thought they were just making a parody of Thalmus Rasulala.

Shamus Cocobolo?
Why doesn't he just call himself Warm Gust instead?

A mid-level manager in Scranton…
That's quite a promotion from being the best temp in Chiswick.

I was born with a little over a month left in 1979. If my class had used that Smashing Pumpkins song at commencement, I might've killed someone. I first heard Meat Beat Manifesto's "1979" a few years after that. Not one of their best, but FAR less annoying than Corgan's song of the same title.

Dick Clark and the American Advocacy Association for the Half-Dead.

Just Curious…
Did anyone else read the headline like it had been typed by Smoove B?

Ugh, just what he needs, a potential comparison to Andy Kaufman. If he drags Jerry "The King" Lawler into this strange little world, I'll hang him with his own entrails.

Damn…I've never watched, but I've always been interested. I'll have to catch a stream sometime.

Who's left in it? I'm too lazy to research.

@HipsterDBag: I could go back to old tapes I used to record off radio and find all but maybe 3 or 4 of those songs. God, that takes me back. And that first Elastica album owns, even today.

Not Ted Suo…
Ted Sewell. You heard it here first.

I just assume that the close of my life will read like Ray Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains". But with a monkey, for some reason.