I'll certainly be interested to see…
…if Danny McBride and Elijah Wood can spit it ill.

I keep getting "Flounders In The Night" stuck in my head to this day.

@Sleep Attack: Don't worry, when he reaches his mid-to-late 30s, Dan Snyder will sign him for 8 years/$100 million. It's God's law that he pays ridiculously above board for past-it players.

That's why I pack a neener, fuck a misdemeanor, beatin' muthafuckas like Ike beat Tina…

I remember being sad for Kurt Cobain dying simply because I really liked Nirvana, being 14 at the time of his death, and that it meant there would be no "new" albums, Unplugged notwithstanding. But I had Soundgarden to console me, and Nine Inch Nails was just starting to burrow into my head, where it's remained ever…

Werd. I was born 10 months after this dreck aired; I guess these specials never made it to Okinawa, and I never knew they existed until reading this article. I'd like to thank my parents for never exposing me to this tripe.

Was that the actual show, or did they just sic a camera crew on Charlie Sheen to record his real-life shenanigans?

Great, now I have the Canyonero jingle stuck in my head. Fuck you all.

@Hans: I really can't think of anything worse, as a symbol, than a skull.

Dammit, I want to change my name to Buttery Deathcorn now.

@MaryProvost: I like to think some poor souls in that theater heard things from Mr. Woodchuck that no rodent should ever utter.

@Lux Lisbon: I dare say that if a lady gets a handful of ANYTHING other than popcorn whilst rummaging in their girlfriend's lap, that girlfriend has some explaining to do.

Hell, I say we post our own review of Mania. I'll start. A huge disappointment for $55, or $70 if you bought the HD version, apparently. The highlight of the night for me was HHH's Metallica entrance; that was fucking metal. Beyond that, there were a few good moments, but nothing that made you say "holy shit, I"m glad…

Best Easter movie: The Dark Crystal. If you like feeling really fucking creeped out on Easter. It's a tradition in my family; fuck knows why. Actually, non-white-people Akira works pretty well to achieve the same effect hours before a sunrise service.

Coming soon - Avatar:Revolutions.

Interesting fact about No Strings Attached; in France, it's literally called "SEXFRIENDS". My wife and I were on holiday in Paris last month, and nearly fell over laughing on the Champs Elysees when we saw the poster.

"Or they can think that you're a three year old with prygeria and take pity on us."

I think I liked this better
…when it was called "Primal Fear" and had Edward Norton getting blown by some ridiculously hot broad while being filmed by a priest.

@hollyhox: It means SAIC is working on a triple rainbow to drive Unisys out of the multiple-rainbow market.

@????????? - Probably because no one here wants to go to jail. Which you totally are for even bringing up the question.