*clap* *clap* *clap* Deep in the heart of Texas!

I'm just amazed…
That the AV Club found a way to talk about Twilight. Can this not be escaped?

Thatch
…could be a good sequal to Snatch, but involving the crown jewels.

Beacuse women are never awful shrews and men are always dumb fucks who are lucky to have such an understanding, always right beautiful women.

LA Face with an Oakland booty…

There's no basement at the Alamo!

@ Arsenio

Ahhhh…Dammit! Raccoon eyes again!

Makes sense. One must be appropriately poisoned to like that mess.

More like Guided By Shit.

"There Will Be Lobsters," staring an old man with the patience of a three-yeare-old.

So wait, Salvation Army Bellringers are all CGI? This makes so much more sense.

What is this wake the fuck up nonsense? Girl used the word bitch!

Mr. Motherfucker, I understand you recently won "Best Yard: Runner Up" from the Blue Ash City Council. Good show ol' chap.

WAS MICHAEL JACKSON INSIDE A JOB?

Mr. Van Salsa is still here. That is neat.

The acid is starting to kick in….

Good new for me and my girlfriend, our shoes notwithstanding.

Am I the lonely black swan that is unnerved by this show's syndication taking up all the prime comedy real estate on CC, much like Drawn Together and AbFab before it?

I didn't like either and I love weed. NPH is about the only redeeming quality of both movies for me. And I love weed.