Would also accept "number of teeth in the front row of a Toby Keith concert."

Should Read:
"American Idol lowers minimum IQ requirement."

Prep H, you've never disappointed.

Below Me You Will Find…
Cue "Radiohead Sucks" guy, 4 years later.

Er.. harping. As far as I know this does not count as a bad musical pun.

I Think It's Time
Time to record those Charlie Manson songs he was haerping on about thirty years ago…

Man, I can't wait
I'll be watching this on the reg.

I like to picture Jesus as a big, fiery mass of styrofoam reaching for the heavens that sent the fatal lightning strike.

I've Got A Bone To Pick With Capitalism…
And a few to break.

Well, his holiness, it may not hold up to the standards to 2 1/2 Men, but it was rather entertaining.

I concur. And haters gon' hate, but MacGruber was also funny.

Saw an early screening, and was laughing alomsot the whole time. Surprisingly original comedy throughout. Puffy Sean P. Diddy Comby is actually funny, if you can believe that, intentionally.

Mrs. Hockenburger's…. Bobo's been eating Yappy's Dog Treats.

Yer just wrong on this 'wolves' thing when speaking of Wolves in the Throne Room…

Another show about a talking horse…
"How many men did you sleep with last night, Carrie?"

I thought we agreed it was "awesome."

So I see Lobsters is still playing the "hard-core conservative" troll.

SLOAN

Fuck Shit-Stacking
Reggie Watts is the shit, in a fuck, shit stack. Somehow that's a good thing…

Prick. heh heh.