It is nice to know that some of you have stayed glued to your computer for the better part of five years, though. It's also nice to be fondly remembered.

That futuristic Monkey is laughing. If you got off ZMF's WACK BALLS you might allow yourself a chuckle.

RIP
Rest In Peace Zodiac Motherfucker.

Whatchu talkin' bout…. Willis? Willis?

Technically that's not an ellipsis, but three consecutive periods. Not that you care.

Whatcha Gonna Do…
When the Hulkster brings a likeness-rights infdringement suit down on you?

Peter Jackson went from filming three movies of walking in order to film one movie of running.

King Kong
Maybe they can play that arbitrary, hour-long first act while you're waiting in line for 2 hours? Then again, waiting in line is punishment enough for going to Universal Studios.

RIP ZMF - WACK BALLS (1990-2010)

ZMF is ans always was WACK BALLS. That is all.

You're clearly not doing enough drugs…

Dennis Miller is WACK BALLS… Speaking of which, ZMF still around these parts?

The words to and too are used incorrectly, far too liberally.

Not liking either FG or T&E is a symptom of Dickbag Cancer.

Well, life's about making difficult sandwiches.

"There will never be a better movie cut-down."

Zeppelin's "Achilles Last Stand" and Sun Kil Moon in one AV Club feature, damn. To top it off digs at Mars Volta…sometimes I miss this place, the musical arguments, the generation gap between 17 year olds and approaching-thirty-but-stuck-at-work arguing over nonsensical bullshit, rivalries and affiliations.

You know what's good with Weaties? Heroin.

To be fair, I'm not against gun laws, I judt don't think, and studies have gone to show, that few murder weapons were ever registered under the shooters name if at all. No Cause and effect just pointing out the obvious when it comes to correlation.

Years later, still Fake Chauncey fails.