He was great in "Cool As Ice."

The Chihuahua
Is a good sign of this country's collective taste and intelligence. As far as taste, this movie is number one…again. As for intelligence, the movie poster had the phonetical re-spelling under the word Chihuahua.

Yeah, they come pre-assembled. But you already knew that, didn't you?

So A Fake Chauncey endorses a Fake Zodiac. Makes sense. Perhaps they could find a Fake AVClub, more to their liking. May I suggest the YouTube message boards.

You know what was terrible? The Underground with Damon Wayans and his son. I really wanted to like it but we're talking over 15 years ago when these guys were at their peak with In Living Color. A lot has changed in 15 years. Makes the more challenging stuff on In Living Color seem fit for a Nickelodeon skit show.

Otto - They can't be reasoned with. They still get joy out of being me, if that's not a testament to tedious behavior, I'm not
sure what is.

Orange County IS LA if you live in Missouri, or the Dakotas, or even Ohio.

Arrested Development has been getting a bad rap these days.

So what's this I hear about Mitch having AIDS? Is he gonna be okay? I guess, what I'm asking is, is it treatable?

Don't cha know. Ooo cre-ap.

They're cowards!

I hear there's a help line set up by Immaculate Misconception, CGWatch@hotmail.com. All quereies can be directed to said email. The AboutUs page was spot on for a moment, but some kids broke in and vandalized the place like a Wikipedia page on Jesse Jackson.

I think that's Cedric "The Bland."

Shit he's gonna lose his composure…Karatloz, hurry! Recognize! Wack balls…

TV Carnage? How about that Steven Segal. Is he an upstanding citizen or what?

I concur. ZMF is abound. I can faintly hear Slayer over all the ownage taking place. Fucking glorius.

What No Tyler Perry Movie?
He must be on hiatus, or in the hospital. This is highly irregular for a week to go by without a new installment in Perryland.

Yuo just did. And get my wife off your stick, or off the dick. wack balls and such.

Real ZMF? Let me see your Troll card.

Um…
I really should be watching more TV?