It also makes up for…PONYO IS ON A BOAT!

That's actually why I would put Mononoke up there as a true essential and definitely one of the Studio's best films, top three easily. Iron Town more than just a "mining town;" rather it's a place where Lady Eboshi gives prostitutes and lepers a chance to live dignified lives where they're treated as human beings. The…

TORONTO FTW!

I actually saw nothing wrong with recommending Castle of Cagliostro as the best Gateway for skeptical American audiences. That's not so much saying anything about it's quality overall or compared to other works in the medium, just that it's story and style were close enough to what adult Western audiences were used to…

Exactly what I was thinking.

I actually see a lot of similarities between the Miyazake and Takahata dynamic and that of Xaime and Beto Hernandez of Love and Rockets fame; with Xaime as Miyazake and Beto as Takahata (just switch around Miyazake's magical realism and Takahatas urban pathos). I think that Takahata, like Gilberto, is (or was, since…

Rather surprised by your choice of Essentials. I would have chosen Mononoke over Castle in the Sky, and it seems Arrietty is only there to round off the list with a director who isn't Miyazaki or Takahata, which I don't think is most representative. I would have replaced it with Spirited Away, by far Miyazaki's and…

I think people ae getting really cranked

Hello, is this NASA? Good! Listen, I'm sick of your boring space launches. Now I'm just an ordinary, blue-collar slob, but I know what I likes n TV. Shut up! And another thing; how come I can't get no Tang 'round here? And also, hold on a minute *flush*

You're just a freak with a microphone!

I finally get Aaron Sorkin's Sports Night! It's a comedy that's too good to be funny!

If you produced this movie, you'd BE D'Elia.

If this isn't, this sounds like something that would have made a geat Deep Thought

I guess I'll probably never get the sex appeal of Rhianna at this point if I don't already. She looks like a drugged-up toad in that image.

Wait, there's three kids, right? So how could you have "two sons and nephews"? Is there more than one nephew? So at least one of these kids is the dude's son AND nephew? What kind of sick shit do they get up to in Portland?

YOU DON'T KNOW THE HISTORY OF MAN-SCAPING LIKE I DO!!

There's that one scene in Game of Thrones where everyone is reading Game of Thrones. Incidentally, I don't know what Game of Thrones is.

The importance of proper punctuaction: "Man, Love Actually is mostly a good movie" versus, "Man Love, actually, is mostly a good movie."

Third rule- Never, ever feed them after midnight. Apparently, that's how you make more babies, or at least that's what my Alabamian education has led me to believe.

He should stick to documentaries and playing crackheads. New Jack City is still his best acting role. Also, CB4 is still pretty funny