Any films which features nonactors staring blankly at monitors is ripe for a Rifftraxing

I'm not sure what this is

Sometimes you gotta do some depressing shit to fund the People's Revolution, eh Tommy boy?

Makes it sound like something which might be worth watching on Netflix. Not gonna lie, though, I am surprised Battleship scored higher than this.

It sort of brings to mind Chris Rock's "Good Hair," which took a subject which might seem inconsequential and drew out of it much to say about history, sociology, economics, and even a bit of international trade. And Spurlock made another documentary which was primarily about himself.

How disappointing! I'm still picking it up, though. Just waiting for payday

You have man-boobs

Plot isn't always the most significant factor in making a good film, especially where comedies are concerned. Take the Big Labowski, for instance. I don't know anyone who thinks that that would have been a better film if it had a stronger plot.

You know I don't speak Spanish

Go fuck yourself

Yes, but this will have more computer effects than Terminator II, Crystal Skulls, Phantom Menace, Men in Black, AND Godfather III COMBINED!!

Maybe it's Eugene Levy from "Best in Show"?

Thanks!

cue up some Tears for Fears

I dont know, Iron Man 2 surely wasnt as good as the first Iron Man, but it's not like it was Schumacher Batman and needs to be stricken from the record.

Another character that I missed from the Avengers was War Machine. I mean, he'd actually be rather useful for the team

fuck my life

I dont know, the fact that they want it to be in small clubs around New York makes it sound promising, but otherwise this doesnt seem like a good idea. The only thing more antithetical to the original spirit of the club would be if they were planning some kind huge, out-door, Lollapalooza deal.

NO WHAMMIES NO WHAMMIES NO WHAMMIES NO WHAMMIES NO WHAMMIES

I really feel like this episode was a missed opportunity. This could have been an episode where Small and co. explore that annoying little nuisance in the international metal scen that is National Socialist black metal. Not in a "very special episode" sort of way, but in a way that focuses on how annoying these little…