I think you're the first person to realize that, all this time, Sims has been performing an elaborate riff on the character-Jerry's infamous pickiness and fastidiousness. Just like Jerry won't abide toilet water, Sims won't abide plot contrivancies.

Blakes are usually junkie grafitti artists who like to tie one off using a silk scarf

"Ahng-hels" are usually involved in MS13.

Elaine's death-stare at Jerry was especially funny.

The best part about the Susie funeral was Jerry's commentary to Peggy,
"I bet he didn't sleep with both of them!"
"Not only that, but I broke his thumbs!"
Being 'Even Steven' Jerry, he was pretty untroubles by the accusations of murder.

Actually, Ocarina WAS released 13 years ago, so I'm pretty sure that was the game being referenced. It was just a poorly crafted sentence.

Hey, listen! I never thought I would see an Ocarina of Time backlash. Its is objectively one of the best games ever made. It has been universally praised by all corners of the gaming community, not just as a Zelda game or N64 game. And when I played it for the first time, I felt completely engrossed in the story and…

Cookie_mosters comment not quite as impressive as the Dawes comment. Strikes as being a lot of pandering without creativity, like a stand-up who goes for an easy applause line instead of an actual joke. Like the Janeane Garofalo of comments

Ah, I have been enlightened. Truly an impressive display of wit. I see that this comment is, at best, a bronze medal winner.

These problems are all inter-related

Agreed, but the end of episode out-take reel of Stiller struggling to say 'Del Boca Vists' is still the funniest part of that episode for me.

Wow, is there any way of finding out if this is the first comment to crack 100 likes? Bravo, @avclub-620982009915db2a0b4a49e224bad30c:disqus , bravo!

I love her smirk. She always seems quite pleased with George's suffering

He should consider the management training at Bloomingdales.

I recommend 'Adventures of Tintin: Breaking Free,' which was one of the anonymous Tintin parodies/homages. This one in particular turns Tintin from a Belgian Rexist into an English anarcho-syndicalist.

Yeah, I was going to post the same thing. Seems like his buddy is more likely to die if Tintin is searching in the wronf hemisphere

It's funny how much Sims enjoyed that storyline, when I always considered it pretty dull and forgettable.

I love George's lame attempt to bullshit the Van Buren Boys' sign, complete with an effeminate brush pass his nose.

I love the way he defends himself to Jerry, "He can read!"

Not to carry water for Sims, but I think @avclub-ebaecc92914b0c48ee244d59fcc39102:disqus  read that wrong. Its not Koren who feels inadequate (though he most probably does, why else would he lie if he wasnt confident he could win). It's George who feels inadequate, which is completely in keeping with his character.…