No one can write hobos quite like Swartzwelder. I would happily watch a whole series about Swartzwelder's hobos. From another episode, "Who needs money when we's got feathers?"

No, the Singing and Dancing episode was an unmitigated failure

He really needs a girlfriend

Heres what you'll never hear me say; "Oh shit! The battery died on my copy of 'Slaughterhouse-Five' because I was reading it for too long! Better charge it"

Why cant they just bring back Dini? His was my favorite run on Detective. This week's Detective was easily the wrost comic I read this week, mainly because I didnt read Hawk and Dove

NOT THE BEES!!! AHHH THERE IN MY EYYYEEEEES!!!!

HOW'D IT GET BURND!?!

KILLING ME WONT BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!!!

WHATS IN THE BOX, MAN!!!

DO A BARREL ROLL!

I got it from the Institute! The Institute!!

And what fashion sense! I have the sudden urge to don bicycle shorts under ripped-jean shorts, then wear a big jacket. You know, cause sometimes my legs are hot while my arms are cold

All those unreturned pages. I wonder if she tried to fax him?

Remember, the early nineties teenager was still mired in sarcasm. Irony wouldnt be invented until 1996, and then finally refined to perfection in the 2000s

Okay; Mother's Milk, BSSM, and Californication and all pretty solid rock albums. Should have put a stop right there. But I guess this means that the Foo Fighters cant hope to win another moon-man next year

Alright, so Chad Smiths wants to look like a young Tom Waits now?

Dont worry, nobody has an opinion on Tom Morello's solo thing. People just smile and nod and say, "thats sooo true."

Nope, pulled it out of the Bowl-a-Rama claw machine, along with my Lobster Harmonica

Is that a picture of lesbian folk-singer and one time punk-provocateur Phranc?

Oh just about everything is a sin. Have you ever sat down and actually read this thing? Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom