White also wears pink tights. Shore Leave can be forgiven for assuming he's in the closet.

Grading On A Curve
I understand VanDerWerff's position on evaluating this season, and I know it will get really tedious if all he gave out were the real grades that the show deserve. But its going to get a lot harder to swallow if classic episodes are being reviewed at the same time, and every week we're going to be…

Codename Topanga Lawrence
That was the funniest fucking shit tonight! But I kinda agree with Pierce. This episode feels like it should have been a two-parter.

I Take It As A Positive Sign
that no one has made a "No New Tales to Tell" reference yet

DiCarlo will always be the greatest Archie artist. Sorry, Montana.

I DISPISE Keith Hernandez!

God, I hope so! As long as Andy is still there, then all is good. Both make hi-larious sidekicks, so as long as one of them is there then the show will be fine. Besides, Max's fill-in guy was a better drummer, anyway. And La Bamba! I fuckin love La Bamba! DONT LOSE LA BAMBA!!

Mike's dad totally owns a dealership. He will hook you up.

Well, I apologize if I missread you guys, and appreciate the sentiment. But I dont think the end result of this shake-up in media distribution will have the effect that you seem to think it will have. In my experience, at least here in Los Angeles, its actually the opposite. Rather than the Blockbuster behemoth…

Funny, she doesnt look Druish

Shit! I should have hit refresh! Lets try it again;

So, Lone Star, now see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb!

AV Club Hates My Job!
Okay, not exactly. I dont work for Blockbusters, but at an independent brick-and-mortar video rental store, which, for some reason, AVC seems to have a lot of antipathy for. To tell you the truth, its not the Netflix or your damned inter-webs, but the Redboxes that are doing us in.

"heres a lawyer's testimony!" Heheh, that was really the best part!

Ya gotta start somewhere. Cant just jump in and kill a bunch of killers, B. Given time, this boy could have been a national hero!

Abbott and Costello; "What to doos with all these Joos?"

Obviously, HipsterDbag was dead, or sleeping, the whole time. I mean, his totem fell over

The problem isnt just in the field of psychiatry. It goes on in internal medicne, too. I remember once that my brother was having sharp pains in his gut. My parents parents, along with a team of doctors, kidnapped him in the middle of the day. He was drugged by force. Then, he was horribly tortured by the "doctors."…

No, I agree with this review. It was some great fun and all, but it never felt like the two main stories connected in any meaningful way. They have Limb's fight against the Guild and Daimond Dogs just sort of happen at the same time the Ventures visit the school. It felt kind of forced and coincidental, sort of like…

Ha! Yeah, I remember that beatnik scene. Thats definitely Groening. When he was a kid he thought that the beatniks were the wildest thing ever. Also, Simpsons and Futurama comics are published by Bongo Comics.