Oh Homer, you are the living end!

Considering that Burns still tries to send his parcels to the Prussian consulate in Siam by autogyro, I think its safe to say that Burns assumes that tartar sauce has something to do with the Tartar Mongols of Central Asia, hence his distaste.

Thats specious reasoning, Dad.
Thank you, Lisa.
No, Dad, thats like me saying this rock keeps tigers away.
How does it work?
I doesnt work. Its just a stupid rock. But you dont see any tigers around, do you?
Lisa, I propose to buy your rock.
*shakes head, relunctantly accepts money*

Works on a contingency basis? No, Money down!

Cant believe no one has said this yet; "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

Gruel! Sweet, nourishing gruel!

And Even More Geekery
Later tonight, new Venture Bros.!

Bart: *gasp* I'm a nerd!

I would love to see Milhouse and Martin fight for Lisa's love. Apparently, as implied in the "Lisa Gets Married" episode, Milhouse did get to score with Lisa at least once.

mental retardity is just another sub-set of geekerism. Neither are going to get laid.

Oh boy, Flipsy, we're going on a road trip!

Shit, AVC, these were were some boring answers! Oooh, do I want to live in New York or London? Do I want to live in 1972 or 1978? Fuck, except for a couple this was so predictable. No one wanted to live in Edo Japan? Berlin during the 1920s? Ancient Greece? Republican Rome? Mother fuckin' DINOSAURs!? Christ, indie…

I'll Check This Guy Out
But hes gonna have to blow me first! because I deserve it!

I'd imagine that being Michael Madsen would be very squinty, and hard on the eye brows.

…but none of them were a match for "Captain Wacky"! Later renamed Homer.

eh, I would only miss Married…with Children and Futurama considerably, since those are the only two shows mentioned which I actually return to regularly. I would gladdly trade the existance of all those show for the Simpsons, so its kind of a moot point. The lost of Fox News and the myriad of crappy reality shows is…

"the fox network would have petered out around 1993."
-Well, I suppose that theres a silver lining to everything.

Nice Work, Rabin
I'm just going to sidestep this particular episode for a moment and commend Rabin for whats been a really enjoyable season's worth of recaps, memories, and much heated discussion. Great work, thank you.

LIve, at the historic Apollo Theatre!

But they sure know how to stuff humans in a phone booth