Ah mad, my perceptive fiend. Yeah, last time Sawbuck rolled around I was studying for midterms, and it provided ample time-wasting opportunities. Now I'm trying to finish some final papers before they're a week late. Of course, this is all my fault, and I only tease AVC, but it just so happens that Sawbuck pops up…

GODDAMMIT!
You know I have a paper due tonight, AV Club, and another one on Thursday! Now I'm going to fail all my classes because I'm going to be spending hours playing all these games! I hope your happy! (starts playing Synopis Quest for an hour)

White People
Like Banksy.

Considering that its an eleven minute show, any introduction seems like a bit of padding. That said, I would totally watch a series starring Boxy Brown.

You want definitive evidence, VanDerWerff? ITS ON WIKI-FUCKING-PEDIA! Thats all the proof I ever need for anything!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Finally, Gunkai is here to make sense of this tragedy.

Alien
Aliens

This guy makes Boyd Rice seem like a gentleman, and he's pro-rape!

Goddamit! It happens every time! Motherfucking Shore Patrol FTW! He's unstoppable!

Nah, it was funny and I laughed heartily. I'm sure Todd will catch all holy hell for slighting on of the most sacred bands in all hipsterdom. Keep up the good work, my Dutch friend.

Christ, you people act like he's the prophet of a major world religion who cant be mocked. Just relax people.

I guess Bret has become one of those 80s hair metal guys that hipsters like KenHR can enjoy "ironically."

Are you saying "boo" or "Boo-urns"?

Obviously
His bandana was on too tight.

Everybody always says that the third is the worst one, yet that scene of bald Ripley flinching as the Alien approaches her face has become the most iconic image of the franchise.

Once Again
This all sounds fake to me. Either that, or these are the most bitch ass Muslim extremist ever. Seriously, "they're worried more about missing their favorite TV show than they are about the world"? Thats gay as hell, they sound like some college freshman radical whose been reading too much Naomi Klein. I'm…

I still own that Willow role-playing boardgame. Yeah, I'm a massive nerd.

Oh, I'm Sorry PECK!
Peck, Peck, Peck, Peck, Peck!

The last thing shes going to want is a hairy chest!

UPDATE: Looks like the AVC is also starting to wonder if this is all a huge stunt.