I will buy your rock

They didnt push Lita Ford enough in the commercials

I prefer "Class of 1984," where Fox gets stabed by a punk

Literary Punk
Did anyone else read Rimbaud after listening to Crass?

I orginally read it with a glossary printed in the back of the book. But after a few pages I found it useless and just continued on reading the context to find the meaning.

No and no. Unless Burgess writes a 22 chapter in which Alex is completely depressed and disgusted with his new found family life, and then hangs himself with an extension cord.

I wonder if this version shows Holmes freebasing

The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down

Krull FTW

Fucking Wizards!

E.T. The Extra Testicle

Pft! Spider-Man is just a blatant rip-off of Chapulin Colorado.

We're Here! We're Queer! We Dont Want Anymore Bears!

Seriously though, we've all just been repeating the same basic jokes since vaudeville, so why start complaining about it now? Thats like complaining that metal is just ripped off blues riffs.

Oh yeah? Well, I know what your are, but what am I? Sock it to me, Dano!

I think this Mexican standoff is about to turn into a Polish parliament

We both sold shells to the Nazis, but mine worked dammit!

…And the fax machine is just a waffle iron with a phone attached!

Your mom is a Leviathan clone

First you come up with an idea that has already been done, and then you give it a name no one could possibly like… One of the top grossing films of all time, sir. WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING!?! I mean, thank you, come again.