Here's the deal: We Americans will agree to adopt the metric system if you guy stop saying "arse" Just use ass from now on, k?

Batman Persists.

The guy who reads that PSA is the same dude who did the "Everyone is now dumber" monologue from Billy Madison

I heard:

The reason for this, as I mentioned in a previous thread, is because The Stand was always, from the beginning, supposed to be his modern-day re-imagining of Lord of the Rings. The flu was just his way of getting rid of society and setting the stage for the big good vs. evil thing.

Interesting that you bring up Gollum, considering that The Stand was basically King's attempt at writing a modern-day Lord of the Rings. With Flagg being the Dark Lord Sauron, and Las Vegas his Mordor.

Fast Zombie: I'm pretty sure that's what King was going for. I recently reread this book, and during said section, the girl, Beverly, recounts her friends referring to sex as "It" with the capital I.

I gotta say….
I couldn't scoff at this one. The old people seemed like they were really enjoying themselves and it was sweet. Sorry irony merchants.

"Ever since Dad died, things have been great!"

Transcript
Scott: I have no material…..
Tasha: Eh, fair enough

Wait….
were they being self-deprecating, or were they bashing us? I couldn't tell….

No purgatory jokes so far
I'm proud of you AV Club

Where can I get a pair of those
sweet AV Club headphones……

The guy who played Randal Flagg reminded me of some dude I used to work with at Dominos PIzza who was homeless and lived in his car. So no, he was actually incredibly lame and not threatening at all.

Deaf people are "borderline retarded?" Fuck you asshole

Thanks for ignoring my suggestion
"Too Drunk to Fuck" would have been great

I know, voluntarily reading a news story about Miley Cryus…horrible. Wish I was in Egypt right now, where they really have it good….

When my belly starts a rumbling
and I'm jonesin for a treat
I close my eyes for a big surprise
the TEnder Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

First of all dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature…..

Where's ZMF?