I'm just a fart machine
and I won't work for nobody buns you.

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One time I farted and three pebbles came out

No one damned cares

Politically correct fascist

Did he look like this…

Stop posting.

Your moment has passed.

Two. I got a ball implant.

I want my mummy

One time I farted and dust blew out

My balls won't stop growing

One time I ate a hotdog and I had diarrhea for about a year.

One time i farted in a theater and the popcorn flew up

My ribs hurt from laughing at your blog

I bungie jumped into your Mom's hair canyon last night.

She smells like a pile of oats.