End Communication! Sorry, I got corrected on my quote and I had to make myself feel better.

You're right, and I am ashamed.

"Oh man, am I still here? I don't want to serve out my term in a tube."
"I am so mad at the secret service right now."

Here's a witty rejoinder for ya!

Well that's a relief. Maybe it's time to give this another shot.

okay good. Thanks for clearing that up. It was really bugging me, which is odd because I'm totally on board with the Vagina Murder and everything else that's absurd about this show.

I know I should like this show. On paper, I should love it. But I've only seen one episode. Something about a pink elephant trying to get some fruit for a pie. It may or may not have ended in her dying in pain. I….haven't seen it since.

So, am I the only one who was mainly outraged that there is a manservant on this show named FUCKING JEEVES????

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUKS!!!!

"By the way, I spent eighty thousand dollars on a car. We can talk about that later."

EDITED: I read though the comments and it's all been said.

I was born and raised in Hawaii, and while obviously I knew about Eddie (and his proclivity for going), I never heard that story about him protecting haoles. I wish I'd known that story, I could have told the assholes who almost drowned me in middle school that Eddie would have disapproved.

Also, Wiggum's got pictures of Quimby. Although to be fair, that could be anyone's ass.

I can't speak to how they do it in LA, but in New York it's preferred that wardrobe open an account with the Studio Services department of as many vendors as they can. Usually that means higher-end stores but it's easier than racking up credit card charges on the purchasing card. It also ensures they don't get charged…

He went out the same way as Hank: mid-sentence.

Classy move, ending it a few seconds early so the credits ran at a readable size and speed.

BREAKING NEWS: Wardrobe department chooses to spend a lot of money on clothes because it's easier than scouring salvation army with the intent of dressing an entire cast of characters.

Next. Level. Bonkers.

Absolutely Canoes are canoes, absolutely!

I find yelling "THE ANSWERS ARE IN GEORGE WASHINGTON'S DIARY!!!" is all the explanation this show needs.