Besides everything else, From Hell is surprisingly pornographic. I definitely don't see that as a starter.

Today's Koan: What is the sound of Kat Dennings clapping without hands?

*slow clap*

What?

What time is Ponce De Leon showing?

Whole thing smacks of effort

I don't think it counts to your badass cred if you kill a guy named Meredith

You have to really watch out for the guy with two faces

I had a dream I was in a beautiful garden…beating the crap out of a shopkeeper.

See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest….
A Simpsons quote was all the enthusiasm I could muster

Nice. Now my boss is looking at me wondering what I'm laughing at.

Leonard Part Six, Part Two
Ghost Dad The Quickening
Hell, anything Cosby was in.

Well, you've never met Tyler Perry, for one.

The Dregs of Humanity! It's Your Move was the shit, hadn't thought of that in years.

Think of your wives!

Somebody's got to make another try at the Hulk franchise.

I think it was Sumo Babies

There's a huge segment of middle aged and older women that find anything with babies or animals irrestible. Talking babies, talking dogs, babies dressed up as animals, animals dressed up as babies, I have an aunt who thinks it's 'absolutely precious!' How do you think Anne Geddes got rich, talent?

"The Bowl-Cut of Agnes"

The kids today call it 'the loo'