Mock Trial, with J. Reinhold!

"America has voted, and the people have decided …

It's present Flash meeting future Flash, so you'll be saying "damn it, Barries!"

Gimme more Mitch Pileggi, dammit!

CEO Reed Hastings says Netflix’s biggest competition is the creeping, inescapable dread regarding our inevitable descent into the abyss

Why aren't more Republicans speaking out against this kind of right-on-right violence?

This is perfect for me. I'm an assassin. I'm very discreet, I have no code of ethics. I will kill anyone anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter. I just love killing.

"We're invited to Jesus' tonight, so we should bring over something."
"But all we have is this case of water! Hey, wait a minute…"

Nathan Fillion does a great Rick.

"That brings us to tonight's Talking Points Memo. The topic: Women who unfairly call me sleazy and gross just because I touch their legs and ask for sex. Deep issue, let's get into it."

"In honor of my resounding electoral victory — you saw the numbers. Great numbers. Nobody thought we would win. All the polls had us losing. I said, those polls are rigged. But we won. Great electoral victory. All the experts said it was the biggest by a Republican ever. They said it. I heard them say it. Terrific…

Annabelle: Prequel to Mannequin

I bet as he was toking up he was thinking that if Mary Tyler Moore married and then divorced Steven Tyler, then married and divorced Michael Moore, then got into a three-way lesbian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore, she would go by the name Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore.

NHL 5 minutes later: Uh, actually, we might do the 2018 Olympics! Really a wait-and-see type thing!

NBC: We're listening to you and giving you what you want for the 2018 Olympics!
NHL: We don't care about you! Enjoy the 2018 Olympics without us!

It reminds me of Ryan Adams so successfully winding him up a few years ago.

Actually, yes Sean, I would love it if you left the country.

I can't believe they were able to put every character from the Marvel Netflix series into one of these posters!

Meh, I'm more of a National League fan.

Look, if you spent the past 8 years focusing all of your energy on creating boogeymen who want to steal guns and socialize healthcare, you'd have trouble actually governing too!