No, I'm quite lowbrow!

What a bunch of SOBs!

So is this Kinja?

Couldn't have happened to a nicer group of guys.

Good night, sweet Disqus. And flights of Dikachus sing thee to thy rest.

I was looking forward to Thursday Night Football, game 1 when Steven Soderbergh was set to direct. Now I'm not so sure.

**Extremely Black Panther voice**
I don't care.

Damn kids, sitting at the lunch counter but not ordering anything! That counter is for hard-working people who need to eat! Economic terrorism!

I got a Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow notification for this?

Hey, does this mean I can start watching Seinfeld again?

Stuff Bannon into a cannon and see where he's landin'.

I mentioned GLOW to a coworker who only knew about it from a graphic on the Netflix home page. She thought it was an actual wrestling show. Explaining that it was a fictionalization of the creation of an actual wrestling show from the 80s took a little time.

Two cups of coffee in the morning is my standard. That's usually good enough to get me to normal. I'll get a cup or two at work or if the mood hits. I've recently been back on my soda habit, but I've been avoiding caffeinated ones.

I remember what it was like to have a U.S. president who didn't need to be monitored 24-7.

Worlds are colliding!

And I'm Dylan Murphy.

"Who's that? Nevermind, don't care." - Kevin Feige

But is the AmazonAVClub getting a pass on internet taxes?

The greatest generation were no angels…

Regular Republican: He denounced bigotry and violence! What more do you want?
Huckabee Republican: He said violence comes from many sides! Antifa is the real problem! No true Scotsman!
Daily Stormer: He didn't mention anything about neo-Nazis specifically, and he said he loves us all!