How man points is that in cancellation league?

Where have you gone, Ventimiglia, a nation turns—

Everyone knows Hitler went back in time to kill himself, but wound up failing and becoming Hitler.

Batman was inside all of us the whole time.

Classic Prison Break!

I'd like to get in on that action.

Those egg council guys blah blah blah you get the reference.

Ha hahahaha! (to Les) Promote that commenter!

I like the cut of your jib!

So uh, Simpsons Classic?

I'm the Doctor Ben,
And I'm here to say,
Immigrants bring disease,
And other stuff I forgot.
Go Hawkclones!

Who will I get a reverse mortgage from now? Henry Winkler? Not likely!

"Wow, look at all these toilets! They're just inches from your bed! Talk about luxury…"

You'd have to be on crack to think you have a chance of winning, Woods.

You're telling me this guy gets off on a cryogenically frozen, terminally ill woman?

Judging by the commercials, it looks like Calista Flockhart is going to weigh down this show.

I'm seeing double! Four of the same comments by Core Concept!

"She thinks we're horrible? Let's send her death threats en mass! That'll show her who's horrible!"

The A.V. Club
My legs hurt

I take offense to your insults of Kristofer…Kristopher? Cristoffer? Pa-palohah? The guy from Ringer! I take offense, dammit!