"I only ate two sandwiches and a bag of Doritos. "

That's pretty hungry.

Buy him out, boys!

Alan Moore must be spinning in the grave that he uses as his house.

I get this joke.

Waitaminute, Doc, are you telling me you made a short film…out of a beloved sci-fi character?

The unborn child of Morena Baccarin.

Eating nachos.

For some reason, I could go for some pea soup.

You mean Harvey Weinstein?

The PC culture, in conjunction with the saucer people…

The A.V. Club
nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools.

What about the Republicans? I need to immerse myself in Trump's hair.

The answer is Led Zeppelin, and lots of it!

But if they made something called "Straight Outta Compton," that would be racist. Can't have it both ways, people!

Werner Herzog didn't get shot in the head. The character he played did.

"You tellin' me that people get off on watchin' dramatized rape?"

Oh, I'm the Baby Ruth of knowing candy.

Well past 100 Grand, I'm sure.

Why you little!