I predict that all comments on The A.V. Club will be Simpsons references in 10-20 years.

And now you know…the rrrrrest of the story!

Tootsie rolls can't melt steel beams.

Helping the poor? I was on welfare and food stamps, and I didn't get any help!

You still should. Remember, if a cow ever had the chance, blah blah blah, you get the reference.

Something needs to fuck cancer! Stephen Amell has so many shirts to sell!

I think Better Call Saul will stick around.

It was more of a reference to Modern Family not winning.

Under three hours. Bob Newhart is allowed to live another year.

Fuckity fuck fuck

She broke the curse!

Whoa, didn't see that one coming.

Well this got bitter fast.p

Jon looks like he's having a fabulous evening.

Haaaamm!

I have a life.

Alex Rocco died? Damn

How drunk is Dinklage right now?

Has Jon Hamm won yet?

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend with the clean sweep.