Was it bad? That's disappointing. I really had high hopes, even with the cliche-riddled trailer.

Ugh, can we just skip ahead to the next Simpsons Classic?

Heyheyhey, get your facts straight. That was Miss Teen South Carolina.

Tonya Honig sounds suspiciously like Tonya Harding. ARE YOU TONYA HARDING?!

He's probably gonna hunt you for sport.

What's worse, being confused for Chris Kattan or being confused for Mickey Rourke?

You Stay Edgy and Current, Internet

He already included Meatloaf.

You forgot KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you're talking about Tom Hanks.

Don't think he won't try though.

Get to the important stuff, people! Who will Bill Murray call when he watches the sex scene?

Oh my god a woman starring in Road House what has this country come to Patrick Swayze rolling over blah blah blah there, it's over Internet, I took care of it for you.

These accusations that James Woods is a notorious coke fiend who once killed a stripper over an ounce of blow are as ridiculous as the accusations that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.

For god's sake, strap yourselves down!

Heroes gets a revival, but not L&O? Sam Waterston is rolling over in the coffin that he uses for his bed!

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Keep the gubmint out of my Internet browser!

THIS CHOIR IS THE FECES THAT IS PRODUCED WHEN SHAME EATS TOO MUCH STUPIDITY.