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Yes

His name is Barry!

Don't you know that 73 percent of illegals are on welfare? Wake up, sheeple!

I wonder if they'll bring over Bear McCreary's score from Constantine. It wasn't too bad, and I'd appreciate it for the geek factor alone.

Is there a city in this universe that isn't a coastal city?

My Gore Mobile Edition turned into Al Jazeera.

The tragedy is not to die, Internet, but to be wasted.

"Mistah Internet - it dead."

Yep, this sounds like something Bezos would order while on a cocaine binge.

All Right, Internet, I See You.

Preseason NFL is a pretty big racket.

And Steve Sarkisian looks sauced! Keep him away from the tailgate if you know what's good for you.

Arizona State and Texas A&M in Houston should be good too.

James Woods?

Newmin loose leg to diabets

Imagen if Sinefled still on TV today.

*Jost reads tweets aloud, looks at the camera as his lip curls*

You got it, Moonves!

I can't wait to learn about how all of the men in their lives are either dimwitted hunks or brilliant basement-dwellers, except for the main character's one best friend who happens to be both unfailingly charming and intelligent.

Don't screw with me, Fuller! You won't like me when I'm screwed.