This is easily the worst thing to happen to the Jews.

I'm gettin' spinned off with all these semantics!

It won't be over easy.

This suit … burns.

Somebody watched too much Skyfall.

Will there be a musical number set to 4 Non Blondes?

The A.V. Club
would have a hard time readjusting to normal society

Good comment/username synergy.

"My fan theories are YUUUUUUGE. Also, Mexico pays for them."

Colonel Sanders, it's a funny name. 'Cause it sounds different than it's spelled.

That's why I'm here. The Simpsons Classic review…

This sounds like Manimal's idea of hell.

"I really must introduce you to a finer aftershave. That smells like something with an x-wing on the bottle."

As long as he owns it, who are we to judge?

Wes Anderson. Bold choice, I know.

Isn't Chewbacca just a hairy dinosaur? I'll hang up and listen.

We haven't had an Old White Man™ in office for six-plus years! It's time they had their due!

If Sanders is Larry, who's his Susie?

It seems like Vixen wound up getting buried by Legends of Tomorrow.

I don't have a family
True, but that's hardly common knowledge.