He was in the Vietnam scene in DOFP.

Kids are going to get Blart one way or another! Better it be in a controlled environment, where parents can safely monitor them.

He definitely should consider murdering some of his enemies, yes.

It's Die Hard for small children. So if it can act as a gateway drug for kids to try Die Hard, I'm all for it.

Bring back The Jon Stewart Show!

I'm sure someone's posted this but

Todd Graham, head coach of the Arizona State University football team.

Todd approves of tonight's episode, for whatever that's worth.

I had to look up if those cookies were real. I know the Peter Pan brand is.

They already cover Gotham! What more do you want?!

CC Sabathia is pitching for the Yankees tomorrow, which means he'll either leave after three innings or pitch a complete-game shutout.

I remember Fallon gave a pretty somber tribute after Conan's last Tonight Show. I'm sure the two at least respect one another, even if they don't remain in any kind of contact, so Conan would probably be pretty pissed if one of his writers were attacking Fallon.

It also inspired much of Mad Men, so it's a net-gain, really.

There are much worse episodes. "Principal" was at least made in earnest, even if it's extremely outlandish and absurd to the nth degree.

I'd say continue through Season 10. Even though the quality is much more spotty, there are still some gems. And I think questionable episodes, like "The Principal and the Pauper," deserve commentary as well.

When I first watched the episode, I understood why "Lisa" was a different person, but I didn't get the joke behind why she was an entirely different type of person.

Lisa didn't want to return for The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour, so they had to recast her.

Oh, about 120 pounds.

Big Daddy's trademark calling card. See, it's right here inside the skull.

Was this the smallest amount of dialogue Yeardley Smith has had for an episode during the show's run?