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Lord have mercy, how I wish I weren't so fat!

Please be Shulkie.

Dating Without Texting Mistakes, coming this fall to NBC!

Unrelated to the game, but I'm still extremely bitter that the Blazers' arena is no longer called the Rose Garden. Moda is a nonsense word. At least when the Saints sold out, they kept Superdome in the name.

Peter Weller

Graeme Manson apparently wanted it to talk in a Bronx accent.

"It's simple: Buy whatever the lady tells you."

I've stopped caring about the monster-of-the-week. I would really appreciate an episode that has more concerning Dark Juliette or the Grimmenbiest. That stuff is interesting. Native American spirit monster, eh, not so much.

It's not really about the ultimate goal, but how he gets there. He uses the drug trade, human trafficking, dirty cops, and general shitty business practices to build his empire, all the while crushing everyone who gets in his way under his heel.

Is the constant use of "Hell's Kitchen" when talking about "this city" a New York thing? They almost never say New York or New York City.

I liked Stick, both the character and the episode, but it's so disjointed from the rest of the season. This episode really brings the narrative back with force.

"Hey, Golem, hear's a headline: 'Elephant paints fart!' Waddya think?"

"The Limehouse Golem will not be joining us for the rest of his life."

2016: The year of superheroes fighting each other for ill-defined reasons! And also Fiddlesticks Haberdash.

It's an entirely different kind of film making.

"This man needs to be taken to the A.V. Club comments section immediately!"
"The A.V. Club comments section? What is it?"
"It's a place where a large collection of losers comment on pop culture, but that's not important right now."

It took comedy genius Louis CK for someone to come up with "Toy Story, but for pets."

Yes, that is bad.

Needs more Charlie Rose.

All white guys in Canada-based genre series look the same.