HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCHES

I'm guessing it's this: http://images.spoilertv.com…

The only one who claims that second part is Shia LaBeouf.

The movies that introduced us to the charming cultural icon known as Jar-Jar Binks.

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

Uh, I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular set of wars.

I'm still waiting for someone to honor Kyle Korver!

"His mind sends us toward a dark path, a path of no escape. The walking is eternal, endless, but we continue on because there are no other options. He wraps us around his amorphous finger, begging us to peer into his face and accept the inevitable. And we enjoy it." - Werner Herzog, describing Chris Pratt's acting.

Irish pride, go Celtics, Celtics suck, go Knicks!

The 90's are connected to Jimmy Fallon thanks to his witchcraft. As he lives, so too does the decade.

*Jerry Seinfeld waits by his diamond-encrusted phone*

It's Game of Thrones meets Brickleberry.

"Munja’kin" is such a hilariously awful way to darken something. You're literally taking the members of the Lollipop Guild and trying to make them badass.

I'm a Kings fan -
*dodges garbage*
- so this year's playoffs feel weird. I guess as long as Vancouver loses I'm happy.

Gary Bettman will not allow it.

Snapple?

Yes.

Daredevil has the benefit of being filmed entirely in its setting. Everything feels authentic because it is (to an extent; they can't film in the real Hell's Kitchen since it is so gentrified now).

I was prepared to be underwhelmed by "Bahrain," but I thought the plot was very well-executed and hit the right emotional beats. I wish there was better set-up for May's distrust of powered people though.

I don't have warm feelings for the Habs, but I'd like America to get more PK Subban. Sucks the game tomorrow is on the NHL Network.