Daredevil is to Gotham what 40-year-old Macallan is to a mixture of ketchup and mustard.

♫ Dark Juliette, making her way downtown
Throwing gargoyles at witchy skanks
Sexing up bleeding unicorn men
and scaring friends with her face ♫

Dear FCC,

When did they start letting Kenan do impressions?

Even year bullshit is not exclusive to the San Francisco Giants.

Y'know, they call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing.

Get that cat out of the way!

These are definitely posters, there's no disputing that.

Hellcat and Angie Huang

Fitz travels the country solving mysteries with nothing but his wits and his trusty sandwich.

Hawkbird & Mockingeye!

Leo Fitz, Lovable Techno-Scamp

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, like ride a wild animal for no reason beyond entertaining whoever still watches bull-riding.

Oh crap, he's engaged! I wasn't prepared for this!

Too soon.

I'm gonna do something crazy and just watch an episode a day. That way, I can keep up with the reviews here without merging everything into a whole, and I can digest each episode on its own.

Not as much Lou Ferrigno.

Adrian Gonzalez is some sort of god.

Yeah, but she was doing that for Coulson.

Run your virus scans regularly, kids.