There's a reason we've moved on from the '90s, Internet.

The Haitian got to you too, huh?

It would've been nice if Boat SHIELD was introduced with some concrete wins in their corner. Then they'd have a leg to stand on. But no, all they've done so far is sabotage Coulson's SHIELD, which leads to factionalism, which leads to zero gains.

Agent Nextday Individual

Fuck yeah, Mike Peterson!

I see your associated text, Carrie.

Grimm is actually building toward Dark Juliette, so it's beating Sleepy Hollow in that regard.

Girls get older, but hairless teen idols stay the same age, yes they do.

What age does Bieber need to reach for teenage girls to stop caring about him?

Just give it to Clint Howard. He'll know what to do with it.

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

I say, I say, that's a joke, son.

He wasted his Jurassic Park money on his addiction to Faberge eggs.

I see Chuck as being aware enough of his own intelligence that he thinks he knows what's best for everyone. It's such an interesting twist for a man who claims to love the law.

But they share the same rolling mountains and breathtaking supply of corn.

Great season of television. I had to google "Saul Goodman ring" to see if he had it on, and lo and behold, he does.

Good for her.

Clyde from Elementary will fight the evil turtle in the climax because that is what America demands.

Don invents a new cocktail. Pete gets eaten by a lion while on safari. Burt Peterson successfully poisons Roger. Joan buys a new dress. Bob Benson cofounds the Village People. Jim Cutler tries to marry a computer.

Get a hair cut, Adams!