We flash forward to the early aughts, where Don is sitting in a nursing home watching a news report about the Enron scandal. A nurse approaches him and tells him one of his kids is visiting. Old Don suddenly perks up, and Sally appears, still looking like a teenager, saying she forgives him for everything. Then Don…

He'll always be Satan to me.

Bold move to bring in Maggie Siff for a minute-long dream sequence only to have her be dead the whole time.

*Frank Underwood begins his plot to murder David Lynch so he may keep all the Netflix money*

Good job announcing this series before actually signing the creator to a contract, Showtime. A+

Anybody care what this guy thinks?

I always loved Homer's reaction to finding the Mr. Sparkle box. It is some terrific work by the animators and Dan Castellaneta.

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Killing anyone with romantic interest in you does not sound like a trait conducive to the continued existence of a species.

It looks like the season is heading toward Dark Juliette, which could be a lot of fun or something truly awful. I'm optimistic it's the former.

More than $800K for the world's emptiest gesture? What if this shitty pizza joint is owned by an extremely cunning sociopath? It's the only way I can see anyone wanting to announce they won't sell their pizza for gay weddings.

I'd hate to see his Vivian Vance statue. It would probably resemble fat Marlon Brando.

♫ Jesus loves me, yes I know,
'cause my skin's as white as snow ♫

Did Mary Magdalene look like a tan Rhea Perlman?

Can we get more Mad Men vets for this? These past three have been pretty great.

Frank builds a time machine so he can murder all of the presidents before him.

It's the Marvel/Scooby-Doo crossover that everyone* has been clamoring for!

Dave should obviously host a variety show that airs five nights a week during prime time.

Captain Lance needs to get laid.

*Attacks piñata in frustration*