Bring back Alphas and we'll call it even.

The AV Club
God welcomes His victims

The AV Club

Agent Crave Fratricide

Could have used some reference to the common cat or the king of Siam.

"UP AND LET'S GO"

Holy shit, does nobody know who Larry Ellison is?

Three-thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax…

The Eric Andre Show did it.

I'm just surprised they got Al Gore to guest star for that one line.

Agent Feelsthings McBigfatfreakingnazi

Well, ya burnt my burger, didn't you, BT?

Agent Flowers Dressgiver

"Heh heh! Good one, Krusty!"

Uh oh! Fell in love again!
What am I gonna tell my friends?

"Peggie the Boggle Champ" for the win.

This decision is muy gauche.

I like the human touch!

"It's high time people realize we conservatives aren't all Johnny Hatemongers and Charlie Biblethumps or even, God forbid, George Bushes."

"Here at Itchy and Scratchy Land, we're just as concerned about violence as you are. That's why we're always careful to show the consequences of deadly mayhem so that we may educate as well as horrify."
"When do you show the consequences?  On TV that mouse pulled out that cat's lungs and played them like a bagpipe, but…