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J. Jonah Jameson
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I'm trying to protect America's familes! Harsh times call for harsh measures and harsh language! Don't let Justin Bieber near your daughters' butts! That's where they're most vulnerable!

Mwa ha ha ha! I'm going to cherish that image for a long time to come! @avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus, expect another zero at the end of your next paycheck!

Mwa ha ha ha! I'm going to cherish that image for a long time to come! @avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus, expect another zero at the end of your next paycheck!

Clone Saga?! Belive me, just having ONE Spider-Man is hard to stomach!

Clone Saga?! Belive me, just having ONE Spider-Man is hard to stomach!

The world is not prepared to handle that much All American gumption!

The world is not prepared to handle that much All American gumption!

Justin Bieber: Threat or Menace? Canadian Pied Piper Sodomizes America's Innocence!

Justin Bieber: Threat or Menace? Canadian Pied Piper Sodomizes America's Innocence!

Bugle Bigwig Consents to Powow with Pawnee Personage! Fruitful and Stimulating Debate Sure to Follow!

Bugle Bigwig Consents to Powow with Pawnee Personage! Fruitful and Stimulating Debate Sure to Follow!

@avclub-18b3991b5ec24ce451f3e7a1af888c30:disqus   Leslie Knope: Threat or Menace?! Blonde, Midwestern Government Official Launches Broadside Across Bugle's Bough! Fiesty Femenist Firecracker Catches Ire and Interest of Mature, Well Off, Recently Widowed Media Magnate. The Honorable Mayor of New York Challenges the

@avclub-18b3991b5ec24ce451f3e7a1af888c30:disqus   Leslie Knope: Threat or Menace?! Blonde, Midwestern Government Official Launches Broadside Across Bugle's Bough! Fiesty Femenist Firecracker Catches Ire and Interest of Mature, Well Off, Recently Widowed Media Magnate. The Honorable Mayor of New York Challenges the

Lefty Wing Nut Assualts All American Small Town! Pushes Parks and Outdoor Activities Agenda on Innocent Children!

Lefty Wing Nut Assualts All American Small Town! Pushes Parks and Outdoor Activities Agenda on Innocent Children!

Who talks like that? J. Jonah Jameson, fearless editor in chief of America's favorite news source, that's who Buster!

Who talks like that? J. Jonah Jameson, fearless editor in chief of America's favorite news source, that's who Buster!

I've said it before and I will say it again - you need to cast someone like Bobby Redford, George Clooney, or Jon Hamm to capture that certain Jameson gravitas.