"The shot doesn’t serve any particular function outside of responding to ongoing commentary, but I like it: turnabout is fair play, and I take great comfort when showrunners actively troll segments of their viewership."

Fuck. You.

The solution would have been to rub peanut butter on Mifune's gums so it gives the appearance he is talking when he tries to lick it off. That's how they did it with Mr. Ed, and also Jackie Chan in Rush Hour.

And that's the story of how a healthy disrespect for authority finally brought prosperity and justice to black America.

That Ken Cosgrove sure is a Renaissance man. He's a successful ad exec, a published author, a talented tap dancer, a highlander (he's survived a car crash, being shot in the face AND a dinner at Pete Campbell's) and he also moonlights as a detective for the LAPD in his spare time.

Yeah, on the one hand they needed to cut out a lot of the endless traveling and exposition in the books, but on the other hand GRRM will probably still be typing the final books up in DOS long after the eventual heat death of the universe.

My worries about the changes to Tyrion and Shae's storyline are starting to come true. In the show, Shae's testimony comes across as much more spiteful and petty, a mere "Oh yeah, then f#@k you, too!". It also removes any ambiguity about Shae's version of how she met Tyrion, which in the book made me think that…

If Dinklage fails to win an Emmy, it will be entirely the fault of the A.V. Club for this B+ grade.

Huge fan of Little Nemo, great game with some very challenging platforming and possibly the most gorgeous level design of any NES game.

A. Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing because that's what they are. They find attractive young people to put on screen, and as it turns out there's a very large demand for a career that pays millions and provides worldwide fame for doing very little work. So naturally, there exist many people willing to do anything…

It's the response to each, not the items themselves, that are worthy of derision. The idea that you can regulate away all the fear in your life doesn't make you feel more safe, it makes you decide that not just assault weapons but also gun-shaped keychains are a threat, and pictures of guns are a threat, and a…

No, it's everyone else's fault that he ran off to Hollywood at 15, subjected himself repeatedly to the sexual advances of sleazy producers, and then decided it was abuse only after his film career failed to take off.

It's not a videogame, but you can't tell me you don't want to play CharDee MacDennis: The Game of Games from It's Always Sunny. Just don't pull the Emotional Battery card, that stuff cuts you to the core, you know?

I think that's being unfair. The value of a human life has most assuredly suffered a net loss in value during my lifetime.

I'm sorry, you thought there was something contemporary about Gretchen Mol? I had always assumed they hired her for the part sight unseen just from her name.

I'm surprised they didn't shoot him on the spot when they heard that.

This redesign is giving me cancer-aids

Yeah seriously, I demand to have a version released on VHS and I want the OST on 8-track so I can listen to it in my AMC Pacer during my frequent trips to Blockbuster to rent and return the many VHS movies I enjoy watching on my RCA color TV.

Does he personally roll each barrel through the desert to your home, or does he simply text you the GPS coordinates of where he's buried your copy?

Could this be the untimely end of Milhouse?