Wow
"Poor David has to suffer the most, wearing a ridiculous Prince Valiant wig in the scene itself and then having to get duded up like the Cros as Criminy Crofff"

A couple of questions
Now, I know I'm an idiot for even asking these, because clearly there was a big chunk of this show that was never properly thought through, hence the afterlife cop-out we just got. But I'm still gonna ask:
1. Was Jack's son just… not real? A ghost? Something Jack's soul made up? Or did Jack's soul…

Ben kills Widmore. What about the rules?
I thought there was something preventing Ben from killing Widmore (as seen in that season 4 episode where Ben goes to visit Widmore while he's sleeping). How was Ben able to just kill Widmore like that? Or am I expecting too much consistency here in the home stretch?

Oh man, the Ewoks. "We are the E-E-E-E-Eeeewoks" Hated that theme song as a kid. I think partially because they came on after Droids, and who wanted Droids to be over?

The MIB can change into smoke and isn't harmed by bullets but he's not human — at least, not anymore — so there's an explanation for that. Rigging bombs? Where'd he learn to do that? He just picked it up over the years like gardening?

Losing the Faith
It looks like I disagree with most people this week. Despite some good scenes I thought this was possibly the worst episodes of the season.

Serene Desmond meets Eerily Calm Sayid
Does Sayid's post-death emotionless-ness in the regular universe have anything to do with alt-Desmond's serenity after meeting alt-Penny?

I want answers
Did they ever reveal who the fugitive was and why there was a marshall on the plane? Was it the Arab or the redneck? BTW, I'm halfway through season 1 episode 2. No spoilers, please.

Ah don't want yer lahfe!

"Whatever Happened, Happened"

As further proof of the market research angle, here's a teaser video that premiered at Comic Con last summer:

I want to see this
But I had a lot of trouble understanding what people were saying.

Yeah, I watched it.
SPOILERS!

It's not what is, but what could've been, that makes me angry
First of all, I'm on Team Conan and Leno sucks worse than a talk show hosted by Adolf Hitler and blah blah credentials established.

Is it Just Me…
… or does this sound like the premise for a Mad TV sketch?

This Sean Connery thread is much more interesting than discussing Travolta or Williams' ongoing cinematic debacles, which leads me to think we have a new AV Club feature on our hands. How about Lifetime Pass Candidates feature? You guys know us commenters would be all over it.

Or might it have something to do with the timeline changing. Desmond might've never been in the boat race and never have crashed into the Island.

Yeah, 'cause Pink Triangle was a fucking masterpiece
Jesus, it's just Weezer, for God's sake. Getting all angst-y for these guys is like getting upset because My Name is Earl isn't as good as it used to be. News flash, hipsters, Weezer was never as deep and meaningful as your introverted, too-shy-to-talk-to-girls 17…

Congrats, 50
Your new movie's almost as good as a Grand Theft Auto cutscene.

Will there be a guest appearance by…
Annyong?